Big moment here at benjaminesch.com--the Sophomore Undercover video game is officially launched. 

So...

LAUNCH!


Man that was satisfying. 

And as an added incentive, I'm gonna throw out a little contest action. 

The Sophomore Undercover Video Game Challenge: 

Let me just start this by saying that I don't think you can clear all three levels of this game.  The difficulty of the third level is somewhere between Ninja Gaiden and arm wrestling the devil, but if by some miracle you are able to get all the little Dixies to avoid getting wedgies from any of the immaculately rendered jocks, and navigate your way through the flooded shower on the floating benches and toilet seats to the safety of the bathroom stall, well...

Well, first of all, you are insanely good at video games. 

And secondly, you have just earned yourself a prize mister. 

The first person to send some evidence of completing the third level of the video game (picture, screen capture, really well written and believable email, etc.) will get a special prize from me, Ben Esch. 

And just how special is this prize?  So special that I have no idea what it is yet.   But it will definitely be awesome. 

I'm gonna come across a little desperate during this next bit.  Just fair warning. 

Me being desperate: 

Please tell your friends about the Sophomore Undercover video game. 

End of me being desperate. 

Enjoy the game, guys.

 


Comments

Daniel

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 17:01:01

First!

 

Ben Esch

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 17:03:59

Daniel: Wow, that was my first, first. Thanks, buddy. Very exciting moment for me right now.

 

Ben

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 17:11:50

I like it. I suck at it. But I like it.

 

Brittany

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 17:26:18

it reminds me of Chip's Challenge! Ah, the good ol' days! The mystery really cool prize sounds intriguing, but I made a commitment to only waste time on the internet while getting paid at work, so it may take a while. Very cool!

 

Einar

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:14:51

I sucked at this. I'd say the game is pretty accurate though in terms of the shower floor being dangerous. Brought on memories of the athletes feet of yesteryear. The horror.

 

Alexa Young, author of FRENEMIES (HarperTeen, 2008)

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:39:53

DIE! DIE! DIE! I was obsessed with Frogger back in the day (along with Ms. PacMan, natch), and now I'm going to get NO work done because I'm going to be playing your stupid effing video game nonstop. I'm so mad at you right now. Oh, and this game RULES. Awesome idea. I hate you for that, too. (Yes, I'm bipolar...why do you ask?)
XO

 

monica

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 06:38:56

curse you Ben Esch. Curse you.......

 

Ben Esch

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 06:54:37

Ben: First of all, cool name. Secondly, thanks for playing.

Brittany: welcome to the website, and thanks for playing the game. I hope you waste plenty of your boss's money and time with the SU game today. Pretty much the whole point of the game was to slow down the world's work force.

Einar: you know, I was actually kind of surprised to hear that they had athlete's foot in Norway as well. I guess I always just thought it was America's secret shame, but now I know that we're all not so different after all. Thank you, Einar. You have given me hope.

Alexa: Now the next logical question: when are we going to get a Frenemies video game? Because that would be awesome.

 

Kelly Polark

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:08:08

I so suck at this game!
But it is pretty cool. I love the Frogger element. Bye, gotta go fall into bacteria ridden water.

 

Jill Corcoran

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:49:21

I seem to be getting pants constantly, and when I finally made it through I was scalded by the deathly showers. My kids will love this:)

 

DW

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 13:44:29

Is there an easier version?

 

dw

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 13:50:27

i got to level 2!

 

Mark

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 16:28:53

Ugh... this game is impossible, but yet I can't seem to tear myself away from it.

 

haizee

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 13:28:49

it's like locker-room Frogger

 

djw

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:37:57

i think the game is broke, but i've goten at least 60 people to check it out. so....... yeah i'm the shit.

 

djw

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:33:10

i was one stall away from the third level! god fucking shit damn!

 

GUCCI MANE

Sun, 01 Feb 2009 13:52:46

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/9369/picture3nj9.png

 

gm

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 21:42:35

Hey, I won, too. It's actually pretty easy once you figure out the right way to get across the shower floor.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/gaelenmarsden/3252679760/

 

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