Big website news. Nay, GINORMOUS website news.

Hello readers,

Well, we've had a good run with www.dixienguyen.com, but change is a part of life, and this website shall heretofore be known as www.benjaminesch.com.

Now, what does this change mean for you? 

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE WEBSITE NAME CHANGE

1.  Why did you change the name? 

Because my agent told me to, and he's really smart. 

2.  Any other reasons? 

Well, spelling "nguyen" tripped up quite a few people, and supposedly making people feel illiterate doesn't really help them get into the proper "book buying" mind set. 

3.  Are you sure you just didn't want a website named after you? 

Yeah, well...that is pretty cool, actually. 

4.  But why isn't the website www.benesch.com, then? 

Because www.benesch.com belongs to an architectural firm in the midwest...and they have quite a deal more money than I do. 

5.  What about all the stuff you had on dixienguyen.com?  Did it all disappear into the abyss of the internet or something? 

No need to panic.  All the old stuff on dixienguyen.com is now on benjaminesch.com.  Even the old Michael Jackson videos.  This website transfer was a professional operation.   (Author's note:  well, at least everything will be moved over eventually.  We're still working out a few kinks, but seriously, everything's going to be cool.  You don't need to leave me for anothe author website.  This is just a small bump in the road, I promise.  We're going to be stronger because of this.  I just know it). 

6.  When are you going to announce the winner of the cat joke contest. 

Soon.  But let's stay on task here.  

7.   What happens if I type in dixienguyen.com? 

Well, you're supposed to be magically transported to benjaminesch.com somehow, but that still hasn't worked out quite right because the internet is confusing.  Anyway, it should get fixed real soon.    

Welcome to the new benjaminesch.com.  I promise the exact same caliber of jackassery as the old website.  Just with a slightly easier to spell name.