As a writer, I am a man of great intellectual depth and uncommon emotional complexity.
Thus, when I need to settle the artistic tempest that rages within my heart (author's note: my heart is also artistic) I turn to one man, and one man only for my entertainment needs.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Nicholas Cage...as a cowboy...who dances with robots...and this is supposed to sell a Japanese soda for some reason.
I saw this over at cracked.com, initially. Heck of a website, by the way. I stop over about once a day.
Wow. I didn't think it was possible for me to love Japan or Nicholas Cage any more than I already do, but then I just watched that video and my world has been shook to its foundation.
Also, how much more famous do you guys think I need to get before I get cast in a Japanese commercial? They don't even have to pay me. As long as I get keep my shiny cowboy shirt, I would be totally happy.
I was thinking about posting the highlight reel from "The Wicker Man" but that might have been too much Nic Cage crazy-power for one posting. Once things settle down a bit, I'll be sure to get that to you.
Here's a teaser: he dresses up in a bear costume and karate kicks an old Amish looking lady in the head. Yes. I know that sounds like something out of a fever dream, but I swear that this is a real thing.
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