Kung Fu" was one of the first games I remember for the original Nintendo. Mainly I just remember that this bastard was hard. And that dwarfs attacked you by hugging your leg. Ah, the simple batshit insanity of old 8-bit games. I miss those days.
Anyway, "Kung Fu Remix" is awesome for the following reasons:
1. Jump kicks make the enemies heads fly off in a spray of red pixels and I think that's neat.
2. Punching someone in the dick gets a fairly accurate reaction...I guess. Nobody's ever really punched me in the dick before. Either way, it's entertaining to watch it in the video game.
3. There's specials moves...supposedly.
Yeah, too many midgets humped my leg and killed me before I could figure out how to do the special moves. This game is still ridiculously hard. But, there's still enough heads flying around and dick punching to keep things interesting.
Play "Kung Fu Remix" here. I found this, and a bunch of other neat games at www.classicarcadegames.com
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