If I had one birthday wish, I'd wish to be as good at anything as this guy is at pogo sticking. 

But, seeing as that won’t be happening anytime soon, I guess I’ll just keep things simple: 

To all the readers of benjaminesch.com

You guys are the greatest birthday gift of all. 

...Besides a pony.   

Or a gift certificate to The Black Angus. 

You know, just plain old cash always makes for a pretty good gift, too. 

Okay, maybe you guys don’t make for that good of a birthday gift, but I still appreciate the heck out of you guys. 

Thank you. 

Here’s to another year of Nic Cage videos and me writing about video games and stuff. 

4/1/2009 10:50:14 pm

maybe the pogosticker would wish that he was a published author.

4/1/2009 10:50:57 pm

why does it say i'm undefined? I've known that for years, but this is the first time the internets have told me that.

Paul Michael Murphy
4/2/2009 12:53:14 pm

Happy birthday, Ben

Was it the first? If so, do people believe you when you tell them?

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