Blog reader and comedic genius Jim Richmond sent an email to the woman who is running the Ebay auction for my book. Enjoy.
Hello (name deleted),
I am into collecting rare books. This book looks pretty rare, I couldn't find much about either the author or the title online. Can you tell me a little more about the book?
I see that the book comes out in 2009, that is pretty futuristic. Do you know the author? If I win the auction can I give you an extra $20 to have the author sign this copy?
I am excited to hear back from you,
Jim
Bravo, Jim Richmond, bravo. You just earned yourself a free copy of "Sophomore Undercover" and/or a gift certificate for a free shoulder rub. Your pick, buddy.
Also, I just checked the Ebay auction and the opening bid is still 99 cents...just like it was two days ago. So...just throwing that out there.
Author's note: Please don't make me bid on my own book. I'm pretty new to this writing thing, but I know that's a really sad thing to do. I don't want to go down that road. Just look at me:
Can't you see this Ebay auction is tearing me apart? Please world, show me that I'm worth at least 99 cents. Bid here.
End of author's note.