1. There is a certain type of person who is good on morning radio shows.
2. This person is not me.
3. Everybody at 92.7, 93.5, and KVML were really nice to let me on the radio, anyway.
4. I should probably stop teaching kids how to say "I don't want a prostitute" in Chinese while doing school visits.
5. In case you're wondering, it's "Wo bu yao xiao jie."
6. This little nugget of wisdom was a big hit at my old elementary school.
7. The whole Chinese prostitute thing totally made sense in the context of my talk. I swear.
8. It has been really cool talking with the kids at Sonora High, Tioga High, Tenaya Elementary, and Sonora Elementary the last few days.
9. So far, none of the kids have made fun of my "writer sweaters" or "artistic facial hair."
10. And I'm counting that as a good thing.
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Paul Michael Murphy
3/28/2009 12:13:20 am
Know what bothers me about morning shows?
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monica
3/28/2009 04:02:39 am
i can only listen to them on the way to work. Sometimes i'm late because of them.
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Of course radio's a poor medium for you, when no one can see the sweaters. What are they supposed to talk about then?
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Monica
3/30/2009 04:29:05 am
Please don't take this as critical, Ben Esch, but i think you're stretching your thoughts out a bit, to make it look like you're thinking more than you are.
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Kelly: Thank you very much, madam.
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Monica
3/30/2009 08:42:59 pm
sigh. i guess you have to live your life, make sure your book is released properly, etc. The readership of your blog is not your first priority, sadly....
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