1. There is a certain type of person who is good on morning radio shows.
2. This person is not me.
3. Everybody at 92.7, 93.5, and KVML were really nice to let me on the radio, anyway.
4. I should probably stop teaching kids how to say "I don't want a prostitute" in Chinese while doing school visits.
5. In case you're wondering, it's "Wo bu yao xiao jie."
6. This little nugget of wisdom was a big hit at my old elementary school.
7. The whole Chinese prostitute thing totally made sense in the context of my talk. I swear.
8. It has been really cool talking with the kids at Sonora High, Tioga High, Tenaya Elementary, and Sonora Elementary the last few days.
9. So far, none of the kids have made fun of my "writer sweaters" or "artistic facial hair."
10. And I'm counting that as a good thing.