Hey readers,
First of all, sorry that I haven't been posting much the last couple days. I hate to make excuses (author's note: that's not actually true) but here's some of the stuff that's been keeping me from spending the quality blogging time that you guys deserve:
1. My car started urinating oil.
And I've been assured by people who know about this stuff that cars are not supposed to do that.
2. Beard maintenance.
This takes up a surprisingly large portion of my working hours. So, just consider that before you think about growing one of these things. Sure, you'll look really handsome and awesome and awesome and stuff, but there's a hidden cost.
3. I flew to San Francisco to talk to kids and find a new, non-oil urinating car.
Finding a car was a no go, but I'm looking forward to talking at Capuchino High School in San Bruno tomorrow. I'll let you guys know how all that works out.
4. I've been spending an embarrassing amount of time googling "Sophomore Undercover fan fiction."
As of yet, the only link that comes up is an earlier post where I complained about there being no "Sophomore Undercover" fan fiction on the internet. And in case you're wondering, the current lack of fan fiction hurts my self esteem exactly as much as it did the first time I wrote about it.
But on the good news side of things, all around great guy and blogging phenom Tracy over at Crossing Chalk just posted a blog the other day that uncovered a striking physical resemblance between myself and a certain handsome movie star from "Role Models." The link is here.
I'll give you a hint, it's not Paul Rudd. No, it's somebody way handsomer than that.