Big moment here at benjaminesch.com--the Sophomore Undercover video game is officially launched.
So...
LAUNCH!
Man that was satisfying.
And as an added incentive, I'm gonna throw out a little contest action.
The Sophomore Undercover Video Game Challenge:
Let me just start this by saying that I don't think you can clear all three levels of this game. The difficulty of the third level is somewhere between Ninja Gaiden and arm wrestling the devil, but if by some miracle you are able to get all the little Dixies to avoid getting wedgies from any of the immaculately rendered jocks, and navigate your way through the flooded shower on the floating benches and toilet seats to the safety of the bathroom stall, well...
Well, first of all, you are insanely good at video games.
And secondly, you have just earned yourself a prize mister.
The first person to send some evidence of completing the third level of the video game (picture, screen capture, really well written and believable email, etc.) will get a special prize from me, Ben Esch.
And just how special is this prize? So special that I have no idea what it is yet. But it will definitely be awesome.
I'm gonna come across a little desperate during this next bit. Just fair warning.
Me being desperate:
Please tell your friends about the Sophomore Undercover video game.
End of me being desperate.
Enjoy the game, guys.